Things to irritate on GMTV (Get Moving Thickos)
-Scripts written for the criminally stupid – viewers and presenters.
-Roving reporters in some awful town reporting on things like dangerous river levels.
-The (to quote Ian Hyland) ‘surprisingly married’ Ben Shephard.
-Penny Smith’s Dallas outfits and crap ‘funnies’ at the end of her turn.
-Andrew ‘I’m the housewives favourite’ Castle whom I know to be a little more than in love with himself.
-Lorraine, so sweet she gives you that bile in the throat feeling. It’s actually quite a skill to interview guests that were on earlier in the morning and manage to fake interest. You still want to punch her though.
-The cheap set and graphics from the early seventies.
Overall - Anchorman meets Noddy

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