A presenter friend went to a casting the other day held by a female executive producer from a new production company. The gig was to present some crappy, cheap little show for Living TV that also involved a no-mark reality star.
On their own in her office at 7pm (that was the only time she could do) and after about 10 minutes of witty banter, she then fixed him a steely stare and asked “Do you have a big cock?”
Slightly thrown by the change of tack, my presenter friend embarrassingly shrugged and said “I suppose so, never really thought about it.”
“Well get it out, now!” she demanded. Now my friend is not known for being shy when it comes to using his good looks to get jobs but he’s in love at the moment, so this was a no no. It also didn’t help that she was “as big as a whale with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp”
After explaining his position, she flipped, threw him out and uttered the immortal words “you’ve made a big mistake. You’re a talentless fuckwit and you’ll never work for me” As you can imagine, my mate was gutted.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:30
Then why don’t you reveal yourself?
October 21st, 2009 at 10:30
I think I know who you are. Did you ever work on Loose Women?
October 21st, 2009 at 10:31
Unless you’re gay or a woman, you have no place working on that show. I’m neither.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:31
I’m neither and worked on LW. They’re a really good bunch.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:31
Way to stereotype.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:31
Lose Women serves its purpose well and I’d prefer to watch that over the piss poor G(et) M(oving) T(hickos) V.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:32
You seem bitter. Perhaps your career is over.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:32
Not bitter, just a cynic. Unfortunately, I am still very much in the thick of it hence the anonymity.
October 21st, 2009 at 13:42
Yeah right that happened
October 21st, 2009 at 13:51
Hi Geoff, everything on here, I believe to be true. My mate could have lied but that’s what he told me.